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I love food and am fascinated by cooking. I wanted to share
some of my favourite recipes here like some sort of digital
recipe box full of index cards with hand-written notes. 
For more recipes like mine, be sure to visit my friend 
BlueMSX's recipe page too!


                                                _________________________  
   ____________________________________________/       Wacky Cake        \ 
 /|                                                                       |
|||  Ingredients                                                          |
|||  1 1/2 C All-purpose flour                                            |
|||  1 C Sugar                                                            |
|||  4 TBSP Cocoa powder                                                  |
|||  1 TSP baking soda                                                    |
|||  1/2 TSP salt                                                         |
|||  6 TBSP Vegetable oil                                                 |
|||  1 TBSP white vinegar                                                 |
|||  1 TSP vanilla extract                                                |
|||  1 C Water                                                            |
|||                                                                       |
|||  Instructions                                                         |
|||  Combine sugar, cocoa powder, baking soda and salt together. Add      |
|||  oil, vinegar, vanilla and water. Put in greased 8x8 pan and bake at  |
|||  350 F for appoximately 35 minutes. Frost if desired.                 |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||  This depression era cake is Alli's favourite. The lack of milk,      |
|||  eggs or butter is what makes it "wacky." Very moist, very tasty.     |
|||                                                                       |
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|                         AT A FRACTION OF THE COST?                      |
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|       /___,'/_/  /_n_/ /_/  \_,'/___//_n_/  |__//_/  /_/  /_/           |
|                                                                         |
|                 WE SELL SPATULAS AND THAT'S ALL!                        |
|            Find us in the yellow pages under "spatula."                 |
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|        "I like their spatulas so much, I bought the company."           |
|                       -Cy Greenbloom, President                         |
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   ____________________________________________/      Pizza Burgers      \ 
 /|                                                                       |
|||  Ingredients                                                          |
|||  Ground beef or turkey, shaped into patty                             |
|||  Marinara sauce                                                       |
|||  Gouda, sliced is preferred                                           |
|||  Grated Parmesan cheese                                               |
|||  Oregano                                                              |
|||  Thyme                                                                |
|||  Garlic powder                                                        |
|||  Hamburger bun                                                        |
|||                                                                       |
|||  Instructions                                                         |
|||  Season patty with the spices and top with marinara. Bake in 400      |
|||  degree oven until meat is fully cooked. Sprinkle with Parmesan and   |
|||  top with gouda. Return to oven to melt gouda. Serve on bun with      |
|||  extra marinara on top.                                               |
|||                                                                       |
|||  I built this recipe from the ground up based on how I felt           |
|||  a pizza burger should be. I do not care for the crumbly              |
|||  loose meat style ones most people seem to make.                      |
|||                                                                       |
|||_______________________________________________________________________|



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   ____________________________________________/     Italian Dunkers     \ 
 /|                                                                       |
|||  Ingredients                                                          |
|||  Hot dog or hamburger buns                                            |
|||  Ground beef or turkey, cooked & crumbled                             |
|||  Marinara sauce                                                       |
|||  Butter or margarine                                                  |
|||  Garlic powder                                                        |
|||  Provolone cheese, sliced or shredded                                 |
|||                                                                       |
|||  Instructions                                                         |
|||  Open the buns, spread with butter, sprinkle with garlic and toast.   |
|||  Spread sauce on bun, top with ground meat and then more sauce.       |
|||  Bake until hot throughout, about 15 minutes. Add cheese and return   |
|||  to over until melted.                                                |
|||                                                                       |
|||  They used to serve these at school, this is a good way to            |
|||  use up extra buns.                                                   |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
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   ____________________________________________/      Berry Trifle       \ 
 /|                                                                       |
|||  Ingredients                                                          |
|||  Fresh berries                                                        |
|||  Pound cake                                                           |
|||  Vanilla pudding                                                      |
|||  Whipped cream or cool white                                          |
|||  Fruit jelly, jam or preserves                                        |
|||                                                                       |
|||  Instructions                                                         |
|||  Chop the berries if needed. Chop the pound cake into chunks. Layer   |
|||  ingredients into a tall glass in this order: cake, jelly, pudding,   |
|||  cool whip, and berries. Repeat until the glass if full (usually      |
|||  twice). Any leftovers can be tossed together to be eaten another     |
|||  night.                                                               |
|||                                                                       |
|||  I like this with strawberries, raspberries and/or                    |
|||  blueberries. The pudding should be runny, like a thin                |
|||  custard.                                                             |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
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   ____________________________________________/        Jello Eggs       \ 
 /|                                                                       |
|||  Ingredients                                                          |
||| 1 Package Jello mix                                                   |
||| 1/2 cup boiling water                                                 |
||| 1/2 cup cold water                                                    |
||| Whipped cream or cool whip                                            |
|||                                                                       |
|||  Instructions                                                         |
||| Microwave 1/2 cup of water until boiling, carefully add jello mix, it |
||| will foam! Whisky very VERY well--for more than a minute. Top with    |
||| cold water and whisk a little more. Pour mixture into deviled egg     |
||| holder and chill until solid.Repeat with additional colors as         |
||| desired.                                                              |
|||                                                                       |
||| Once cool, add a dollop or whipped cream or cool whip.                |
|||                                                                       |
||| Jello and cool whip are always a great combination, Thank you to      |
||| BlueMSX for sending this recipe my way. A link to her site is at the  |
||| top of this page. Go there next!                                      |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
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   ____________________________________________/    Kool-aid Popsicles   \ 
 /|                                                                       |
|||  Ingredients                                                          |
||| 1 Packet Kool-aid                                                     |
||| 1 quart water                                                         |
||| 1 cup sugar                                                           |
|||                                                                       |
|||  Instructions                                                         |
||| 1. Mix all ingredients together.                                      |
||| 2. Pour into popsicle trays.                                          |
||| 3. Freeze.                                                            |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
||| I think this is an official recipe, I remember coming across it once. |
||| It's basically Frozen kool-aid, but at double strength. I used to use |
||| those small plastic tupperware tumblers to make these in, with a      |
||| spoon frozen in to act as the stick. An ice cube tray works well too. |
||| Using some foil or plastic wrap to cover an unorthodox container will |
||| give you something to to keep the stick in place.                     |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
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   ____________________________________________/  Kool-aid Hard Candies  \ 
 /|                                                              Side 1   |
|||  Ingredients                                                          |
||| 1 c Sugar                                                             |
||| 1/2c Corn syrup                                                       |
||| 1/4c Water                                                            |
||| 1 pkt Kool-aid                                                        |
|||                                                                       |
|||  Instructions                                                         |
||| 1. Combine sugar, corn syrup and water. It is easier to do as         |
|||     solution begins to warm up, but not once boiling!                 |
||| 2. Looking but not touching, summer the solution until it reaches     |
|||     300 degrees.                                                      |
||| 3. Mix thekool-aid with a tiny bit of water and carefully until       |
|||  combined. Remember, your solution it very hot!                       |
||| 4. If adding any more volatile ingredients, stir the candy until      |
|||     reaches 240.                                                      |
||| 5. Pour solution into a 8"x8" pan lined with parchment paper.         |
||| 6. Once cool enough to hold it's shaped, carefully remove the candy   |
|||     and waxpaper from the pan. The candy is still very hot!           |
||| 7. Cut the candy into an 8x8 grid to make 64 pieces of candy.         |
|||                                                                       |
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    ________________________                                              
   /  Kool-aid Hard Candies  \____________________________________________ 
 /|   Side 2                                                              |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
||| 8. Dredge in sugar while still hot. This will make them less          |
|||     to handle.                                                        |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
||| Makes a good hard candy that could be infused with foreign            |
||| substances.                                                           |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
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   ____________________________________________/   Roasted Grapes with   \ 
 /|                                                Honey & Goat Cheese    |
|||  Ingredients                                                          |
||| 2 cups Red or black seedless grapes                                   |
||| 1 tbsp Olive oil                                                      |
||| 1 tbsp Honey                                                          |
||| 1/2 tsp Fresh thyme                                                   |
||| 2 oz Goat cheese, crumbled                                            |
|||  Toasted pecans                                                       |
|||  Toasted baguette slices                                              |
|||                                                                       |
|||  Instructions                                                         |
||| 1. On a baking sheet, toss  grapes with olive oil, honey, thyme, and  |
|||     a pinch of salt.                                                  |
||| 2. Roast for 15-20 minutes in 400 degree oven, until the grapes are   |
|||    slightly blistered. Maybe shake the pan part way through if you    |
|||    can be bothered to.                                                |
||| 3. After letting cool slightly, transfer to serving dish and          |
|||     sprinkle with crumbled goat cheese and nuts.                      |
||| 4. Serve on toasted slices baguette.                                  |
|||                                                                       |
|||  We made these for valentine's day last year and they were delicious. |
|||_______________________________________________________________________|



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   ____________________________________________/      Frozen grapes      \ 
 /|                                                                       |
|||  Ingredients                                                          |
|||  Grapes                                                               |
|||                                                                       |
|||  Instructions                                                         |
||| 1. Remove grapes from stem, wash, dry, and freeze.                    |
||| 2. Consume once frozen                                                |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||  These are my grandpa's favourite snack. He calls them "diabetic      |
|||  candy." Can be used as a wine garnish for a romantic atmosphere.     |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
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   ____________________________________________/ Grubby's Hot Root Salad \ 
 /|                                                               Side 1  |
|||  Ingredients                                                          |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||  Instructions                                                         |
|||  Sweet potatoes, chopped                                              |
|||  Carrots, sliced or baby                                              |
|||  Red or gold waxy potatoes, chopped                                   |
|||  Acorn squash, chopped                                                |
|||  Turnips, chopped                                                     |
|||  Shallots, chopped                                                    |
|||  Seasoning blend                                                      |
|||  Bacon, cooked                                                        |
||| Sauce                                                                 |
|||  Mayo                                                                 |
|||  Dijon mustard                                                        |
|||  Lemon juice                                                          |
|||  Thyme                                                                |
|||  Rosemary                                                             |
|||  Seasoning blend                                                      |
|||                                                                       |
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    ________________________                                              
   / Grubby's Hot Root Salad \____________________________________________ 
 /|  Side 2                                                               |
|||                                                                       |
|||  Instructions                                                         |
||| 1. For the sauce, mix a lot of mayo with a bit of dijon, lemon        |
|||     juice to taste, thyme, and rosemary. Season to taste. Place in    |
|||     fridge to infuse.                                                 |
||| 2. Place all the prepped veg on a greased pan, season and toss with   |
|||     either vegetable oil or bacon grease.                             |
||| 3. Baked in 425 degree oven for approximately 45 minutes, until veg   |
|||     is tender and nicely browned.                                     |
||| 4. Mix veg with sauce. Take care to not over-sauce.                   |
||| 5. Top with crumbled bacon at time of serving.                        |
|||                                                                       |
|||  My buddy and I came up with this recipe for his family's winter      |
|||  gathering. It was a huge hit so we made using it turkey bacon the    |
|||  next time we had supper together and it was a big hit all over       |
|||  again. Highly recommended.                                           |
|||                                                                       |
|||  Letover sauce works well with chicken, and on burgers if paired with |
|||  pickles.                                                             |
|||                                                                       |
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   ____________________________________________/   Microwave "Pizza"     \ 
 /|                                                                       |
|||  Ingredients                                                          |
||| 1 slice bread                                                         |
||| 1-2 TBSP pizza sauce                                                  |
|||  Pizza cheese                                                         |
|||  Optional Ingredients                                                 |
|||  Pepperoni, Canadian bacon, and/or Parmesean cheese                   |
|||                                                                       |
|||  Instructions                                                         |
||| 1. Put bread slice on microwavable plate.                             |
||| 2. Using your finger tips, smoosh the center of the slice flat.       |
||| 3. Spread sauce on to the smooshed bread.                             |
||| 4. Add any optional ingredients and top with pizza cheese.            |
||| 5. Microwave until cheese is melted, about 45 seconds.                |
||| 6. Let it cool for a minute or so and then enjoy.                     |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
||| These little pizzas are super easy and kid friendly. They remind me   |
||| of the matzo pizzas we have during Pesach.                            |
|||                                                                       |
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   ____________________________________________/    Crockpot Taco Dip    \ 
 /|                                                                       |
||| Ingredients                                                           |
||| 1 block Velveta cheese                                                |
|||  Milk                                                                 |
||| 1 packet Taco seasoning                                               |
||| 1 lb. Ground sausage, fully cooked                                    |
||| 1 can Ro-tel, drained (optional)                                      |
|||  Tortilla chips                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||  Instructions                                                         |
||| 1. Cube up the velveta and put into crockpot.                         |
||| 2. Add taco seasoning, sausage, Ro-tel (if used), and milk. Be        |
|||     careful not to add too much milk.                                 |
||| 3. Set crockpot to medium heat and cover.                             |
||| 4. Stir every 15 minutes. until the Velveta is fully melted. reduce   |
|||     heat to low or warm. The dip is now ready to be consumed with     |
|||     tortilla chips.                                                   |
|||                                                                       |
|||  This dip is delicious, but can be salty. You can sub cumin paprika,  |
|||  and garlic powder for the taco seasoning to avoid extra sodium.      |
|||                                                                       |
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   ____________________________________________/     Velveta Nachos      \ 
 /|                                                                       |
|||  Ingredients                                                          |
|||  Velveta cheese                                                       |
|||  Milk                                                                 |
|||  Taco seasoning                                                       |
|||  Tortilla chips                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||  Instructions                                                         |
||| 1. Cube up some of the velveta and put in a microwave safe bowl.      |
||| 2. Add milk. Be careful, it is easy to add too much.                  |
||| 3. Microwave for a minutes, stir. If the velveta does mix in fully,   |
|||     microwave longer.                                                 |
||| 4. Add some taco seasoning. Again, be carefull to not use too much.   |
||| 5. Serve on tortila chips with any extras you like, such as           |
|||     jalepenos, tomatoes, or even olives if you like gross things.     |
|||                                                                       |
|||  Quick, easy, delicious. If taco seasoning is too salty, sub with     |
|||  cumin, paprika, and garlic powder (not salt). If your sauce seems    |
|||  thin right out of the microwave, take heart: it thickens after       |
|||  cooling just a bit. I prefer the cheese sauce on the thin side so it |
|||  so it soaks into the chips.                                          |
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   ____________________________________________/     Log Cabin Toast     \ 
 /|                                                                       |
|||  Ingredients                                                          |
|||  2 slices bread                                                       |
|||  Butter or margarine                                                  |
|||  Cinnamon                                                             |
|||  Sugar                                                                |
|||                                                                       |
|||  Instructions                                                         |
||| 1. Toast the bread.                                                   |
||| 2. Butter toast while still hot.                                      |
||| 3. Sprinkle with cinnamon and sugar.                                  |
||| 4. Cut each slice of toast into three long pieces, for six total.     |
||| 5. Build log cabin by placing two of the toast pieces on a plate      |
|||     parellel with each other, a couple inches apart.                  |
||| 6. Place two more pieces atop, in the opposite diretion. Like so: #   |
||| 7. Top with the last two pieces, the same direction as bottom layer.  |
||| 8. Create snow effect by dusting with powdered sugar and/or cocaine.  |
|||                                                                       |
|||  I first made this recipe when I was in grade school. I had it often  |
|||  as a late snack. Highly recommended for youngsters, as long as you   |
|||   leave the coke for the adults.                                      |
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   ____________________________________________/   Figgy Pudding (1773)  \ 
 /|                                                              Side 1   |
|||  Ingredients                                                          |
||| 4 cups Bread crumbs, unseasoned                                       |
||| 3/4 cup Sugar                                                         |
||| 3/4 cup Raisins                                                       |
||| 2 sticks Butter, frozen and finely chopped                            |
||| 1 tsp Nutmeg                                                          |
||| 4 cups Milk, whole                                                    |
||| 3 Eggs, large                                                         |
|||                                                                       |
|||  Instructions                                                         |
||| 1. Mix all dry ingredients in a large bowl until well incorporated.   |
||| 2. Whisk eggs and milk together.                                      |
||| 3. Combine wet and dry mixtures mix well until you have mush.         |
||| 4. Let rest for 5-10 minutes to hydrate.                              |
||| 5. Transfer into a well buttered bundt pan.                           |
||| 6. Bake at 350 Fahrenheit for 50-70 minutes.                          |
||| 7. Serve plain or with sauce.                                         |
|||                                                                       |
|||  See my notes on other side of card.                                  |
|||                                                                       |
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    ________________________                                              
   /   Figgy Pudding (1773)  \____________________________________________ 
 /|    Side 2                                                             |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||  I quite enjoyed this dense, traditional bread pudding. Plum pudding  |
|||  is another name for it. Neither figs nor plums are traditionally     |
|||  used; "figgy" and "plum" both used to mean dried fruit. Raisins are  |
|||  the go-to fruit for the dish.                                        |
|||                                                                       |
|||  You can grind and toast your own crumbs if you have breads that need |
|||  up.                                                                  |
|||                                                                       |
|||  You can bake (as printed on other side), boil or steam. Boiling and  |
|||  steamingboth involve tying the pudding up tightly in a flour or      |
|||  cheesecloth, placing in both with a plate under it to prevent        |
|||  burning.For steaming, just cover the plate with water and change     |
|||  after the first hour to prevent scalding. For boiling, completely    |
|||  submeerge the pudding. Both ook for aroundfour hours at a slow boil. |
|||                                                                       |
|||  Serve with soft sauce, a pourable carmel popular during the same     |
|||  time period.                                                         |
|||                                                                       |
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   ____________________________________________/          Soft Sauce     \ 
 /|                                                           Side 1      |
||| Ingredients                                                           |
|||   1 cup Sugar                                                         |
|||   1/4 cup Water                                                       |
|||   6 tbsp Butter, chopped                                              |
|||   1/2 cup Heavy cream, warmed                                         |
|||   1 teaspoon Vanilla extract                                          |
|||   Pinch of salt                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||  Instructions                                                         |
||| 1. Warm the heavy cream and chop the butter.                          |
||| 2. In a medium, heavy-bottomed saucepan, combine sugar and water.     |
||| 3. Stir over medium heat until it looks like wet sand and the sugar   |
|||     begins to bubble.                                                 |
||| 4. Once boiling, stop stirring. You can swirl the pan gently for      |
|||     even cooking.                                                     |
||| 5. Cook until golden, around 6-10 minutes.                            |
||| 6. Remove the pan from the heat.                                      |
||| 7. Carefully but quickly, whisk in butter pieces until melted and     |
|||     combined.                                                         |
|||                                                                       |
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    ________________________                                              
   /     Soft Sauce          \____________________________________________ 
 /|      Side 2                                                           |
|||                                                                       |
||| 8. Stir in salt.                                                      |
||| 9. Continuing to whisk, slowly pour in the warm heavy cream. The      |
|||     mixture may bubble up vigorously. Whisk until smooth.             |
||| 10. Stir in vanilla.                                                  |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||  Quite nice, tastes like Werther's candies. I used margarine instead  |
|||  of butter which worked well enough, but the sauce does break when it |
|||  cools down. It does whisk back togeter nicely when reheated.         |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
|||                                                                       |
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Patty cake, patty cake

make her hand

make it much bigger

than originally planned

big hands, I know you're the one...