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\\"--\\|  I have also been known to write some pretty good   |       
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|       If you are familiar with Vogon poetry,        |
|              this is a similar style.               |
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|  all risks associated with the Vogon poetry style   |
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| migraine, skeleto-muscular pain, a sour-milk smell, |
|  constipation and diarrhea. Vogon poetry has been   |
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       |.| I also enjoy coloring. Recently I picked up a GIANT  |.|        
       |.|    Care Bears coloring book-- it is as big as the    |.|        
       |.|   screen on my console TV! I managed to find a few   |.|        
       |.|  coloring books "on line" in PDF (Portable Document  |.|        
       |.|    Format) and I will gladly share them with you!    |.|        
       |.| You will need a program called Acrobat to view them. |.|        
       |.|   Click the links below for any (or all) that you    |.|        
       |.|                        want!                         |.|        
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       |.|                Garfield Coloring Book                |.|        
       |.|         Super Mario Brothers Coloring Book           |.|        
       |.|             Transformers Coloring Book               |.|        
       |.|       Showbiz Pizza's Billy Bob Busytime Book        |.|        
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       |.|  Speaking of books, I have become fascinated with a  |.|        
       |.|   type of encrypted book called "red reveal." This   |.|        
       |.| type of book uses dark, often blue, ink overprinted  |.|        
       |.| with a dense red ink design the obscured the darker  |.|        
       |.|  ink. The magic happens when you look through a red  |.|        
       |.| lens, or even a piece of red cellophane, and all the |.|        
       |.|  red ink disapears and clearly reveals the obscured  |.|        
       |.| design of the darker ink. Below are some examples of |.|        
       |.|               this type of encryption:               |.|        
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       |.|           Rock 'n' Wrestling (red reveal)            |.|        
       |.|              Transformers (red reveal)               |.|        
       |.|   Nintendo Sticker and Activity Album (red reveal)   |.|        
       |.| Portrait of a Crime - A Mickey Mystery (red reveal)  |.|        
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Do you remember

that time when we were talking

about the pompatus of love

and you had milk

come out of your ear?